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so then last night. i didnt go out on friday, i havent really been out much at all, other than my birthday weekend. friday was spent eating crap and watching tv and talking to wg1 online, and ng whos just got back from working away and was on facebook. they both fell asleep (seperately!) and so i went to bed and probably had strange dreams, since i have been alot lately- last nights was something about having this huge fall out with my parents because they kept moving this spiral staircase in a shop, shaking it, when i was trying to walk up/down it, it was in a shop (???) then the 18y/os mum had a flood so i had to talk to my parents, briefly, but didnt like it. a dream the other week was very pans labyrinth (but less gory)
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yeah im totally bored of writing this already, im going to play tetris for a while
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then i got bored of that so im watching allo allo instead. i just found i dont have to be at my mums to be fed (/pushed down spiral staircases??) til later so i have no excuse not to write more, other than to go and clean my dirty house which is what i should be doing. oh! the house of elliot is on, ill just have to watch that instead and drink more tea and write more. burt kwok is totally in the house of elliot!!
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ok i give up, its now nearly 1am and i havent written any more (i havent been here all this time!) but i have had the bright idea of just cutting and pasting bits of an email to wg1 to illustrate the highlights of last night. then in time i will get around to filling in the gaps:
(and this is titled 'for future ref the correct response is 'yes monkey you should totally stay in')
my gosh, this weekend has turned out to be odd. (wow hiro is totally in 'along came polly!!') i was confused by your texts before, partly because i was in the middle of this seperate confusion (details to follow) but i still dont know how i was meant to have any chance o knowing anyone by that description since whoever isnt called (name) around here is called (name), male or female! but i dont really talk to (barmaid) i dunno
soooo, last night after i talked to you i went to get ready and ended up falling asleep, woke up at 7 when i was meant to be out at 7.30. ng never text me back after i said i was going out, so i rushed and got ready but was late anyway. had some redbull while i got ready, left the house, threw the can in the bin and went to put my keys in my bag, realised i was holding just my keyring and no key....somehow. looked for it, cant see it, in my silly head i was like oh ill go back and get the spare key. then remembered THE DOOR IS LOCKED, DUH. then i remembered my mum gave me this pen-that-is-also-a-torch. so i found it in my bag, looked around, looked in the bin....cant see it. phoned my mum who ended up coming to meet me to give me their key- which was a whole other saga since i said i was on (road) when i was obv on (road) and she left her phone in the house....but i got there in the end. v cold and windswept, lucky id had the redbull that caused the whole prob in the first place!! was only half an hr late which i think is quite impressive since i walked to (shop), back up past (place) and along to actual (rd), talked to my mum, then the club.
so when i got there ng was with his dad and it dawned on me theyd been out alllll day and he was totally drunk. they went to (place ive never been but is bad), ew, after a while and me and david went to the (nce place) then bumped into someone who was meeting that lot who were now in (semi scummy place), we were menat to be going to the (good place). ound them, ng was soooo drunk, oh and in the club he kept randomly hugging me from behind and telling me he 'just wanted to hold me' (????) which is now officaially the creepiest phrase EVER. so blah de blah we then went to the (crap place w kareoke) which i feel like im spelling wrong, and drank more, nothing much happened other than that lot kept trying to get ng to leave (boy, other boy etc) and he kept coming back in. i dont think i actually talked to him all night, we were like were so not with him. then later on they were going to (cheesey place) and (rodney) (the tall skinny one who was with (knob) on my bday and i thought they were gonna fight someone in (cheesey place) and (barmaid) said his gf had dumped him cos of stuff (army guys) gf had told her) hes the one i think looks like rodney from only fools+horses (would you believe this is the short version of this story?) so wed decided to go home and they were going to (cheesey place), and rodney randomly totally grabbed my bum...and i was like qua??? i ach thought it was david then realised he was infront of me (slightly drunk) so i was like eh thats odd, hes like the nicest quietest one of that lot for a start. then when we said we were going hed said something about meeting him later, i was like erm....no were going home. was like david we are going home arent we, lets go home! cos i hadnt been able to tell him about the bum thing, so we went and i told him on the way home, was like....that was random, i dunno if he meant what i thought by the 'meet me later' comment but was like i so just want to go home and check ive not been robbed
thought nothing more of it til this aft when d text me a phone no and said thats rodneys no he wants you to text him. so i said eh, why?? i thought hed have not even remembered it happened, d said i dunno he just said to give you his number. so i text him said who it was and apparently have to text you...? d replied- hes got no credit but he wants me to tell you he likes you. me- what the heck??? um i dont even know what to say to that, you sort it out. him- well he says do you want to go for a drink or something sometime? me- no! but say it nicely, and omg youre so my real pimp now. so i went to see d at work tonight and find out what the hell that was all about, he said this aft he just randomly started talking about me and said he wasnt being rude last night when he 'left me' d said eh you didnt leave us we were going home. then he was like, i like monkey. d was like.....ok cool. (my god im watching this crap keanu film but lorali gilmore was at the start of it) then he was like, yeah i like her blah blah about me, will you give her my no? so d was like oh you liiiike her? he said hes liked me for ages (eh???) so thats when the whole texty texty took place, i was at (my aunties) trying to get (the 18y/o) to reply for me cos it was stressy. and davids idea of saying no nicely was 'no, shes not interested', my husband is so tactful!
so thats all a bit odd! just when i thought that lot couldnt get any stranger. even if i did like him his ex/gf (who he'll totally get back together with) is so so nice, and even i dont want to be someones rebound thing. although at the same time i was like, ooh this would really annoy ng. david had said to him this is kinda stepping on ngs toes and hed been like.....so? so i think youre the only person who has faith in this friend code thing!
ok i think thats covered everything. oh, then there was nearly a fight in the (nice club) tonight! but i dont have the details yet so ill save that for another day. god this is like a drunk email and im not, i havent even read what ive written but this is epic so youll either not be reading this far down, or you have and youre like why are you telling me this?? or hopefully its filled a lil bit of your day in.
anyway, did you have a nice quiet sat night,,?? x
soooo, last night after i talked to you i went to get ready and ended up falling asleep, woke up at 7 when i was meant to be out at 7.30. ng never text me back after i said i was going out, so i rushed and got ready but was late anyway. had some redbull while i got ready, left the house, threw the can in the bin and went to put my keys in my bag, realised i was holding just my keyring and no key....somehow. looked for it, cant see it, in my silly head i was like oh ill go back and get the spare key. then remembered THE DOOR IS LOCKED, DUH. then i remembered my mum gave me this pen-that-is-also-a-torch. so i found it in my bag, looked around, looked in the bin....cant see it. phoned my mum who ended up coming to meet me to give me their key- which was a whole other saga since i said i was on (road) when i was obv on (road) and she left her phone in the house....but i got there in the end. v cold and windswept, lucky id had the redbull that caused the whole prob in the first place!! was only half an hr late which i think is quite impressive since i walked to (shop), back up past (place) and along to actual (rd), talked to my mum, then the club.
so when i got there ng was with his dad and it dawned on me theyd been out alllll day and he was totally drunk. they went to (place ive never been but is bad), ew, after a while and me and david went to the (nce place) then bumped into someone who was meeting that lot who were now in (semi scummy place), we were menat to be going to the (good place). ound them, ng was soooo drunk, oh and in the club he kept randomly hugging me from behind and telling me he 'just wanted to hold me' (????) which is now officaially the creepiest phrase EVER. so blah de blah we then went to the (crap place w kareoke) which i feel like im spelling wrong, and drank more, nothing much happened other than that lot kept trying to get ng to leave (boy, other boy etc) and he kept coming back in. i dont think i actually talked to him all night, we were like were so not with him. then later on they were going to (cheesey place) and (rodney) (the tall skinny one who was with (knob) on my bday and i thought they were gonna fight someone in (cheesey place) and (barmaid) said his gf had dumped him cos of stuff (army guys) gf had told her) hes the one i think looks like rodney from only fools+horses (would you believe this is the short version of this story?) so wed decided to go home and they were going to (cheesey place), and rodney randomly totally grabbed my bum...and i was like qua??? i ach thought it was david then realised he was infront of me (slightly drunk) so i was like eh thats odd, hes like the nicest quietest one of that lot for a start. then when we said we were going hed said something about meeting him later, i was like erm....no were going home. was like david we are going home arent we, lets go home! cos i hadnt been able to tell him about the bum thing, so we went and i told him on the way home, was like....that was random, i dunno if he meant what i thought by the 'meet me later' comment but was like i so just want to go home and check ive not been robbed
thought nothing more of it til this aft when d text me a phone no and said thats rodneys no he wants you to text him. so i said eh, why?? i thought hed have not even remembered it happened, d said i dunno he just said to give you his number. so i text him said who it was and apparently have to text you...? d replied- hes got no credit but he wants me to tell you he likes you. me- what the heck??? um i dont even know what to say to that, you sort it out. him- well he says do you want to go for a drink or something sometime? me- no! but say it nicely, and omg youre so my real pimp now. so i went to see d at work tonight and find out what the hell that was all about, he said this aft he just randomly started talking about me and said he wasnt being rude last night when he 'left me' d said eh you didnt leave us we were going home. then he was like, i like monkey. d was like.....ok cool. (my god im watching this crap keanu film but lorali gilmore was at the start of it) then he was like, yeah i like her blah blah about me, will you give her my no? so d was like oh you liiiike her? he said hes liked me for ages (eh???) so thats when the whole texty texty took place, i was at (my aunties) trying to get (the 18y/o) to reply for me cos it was stressy. and davids idea of saying no nicely was 'no, shes not interested', my husband is so tactful!
so thats all a bit odd! just when i thought that lot couldnt get any stranger. even if i did like him his ex/gf (who he'll totally get back together with) is so so nice, and even i dont want to be someones rebound thing. although at the same time i was like, ooh this would really annoy ng. david had said to him this is kinda stepping on ngs toes and hed been like.....so? so i think youre the only person who has faith in this friend code thing!
ok i think thats covered everything. oh, then there was nearly a fight in the (nice club) tonight! but i dont have the details yet so ill save that for another day. god this is like a drunk email and im not, i havent even read what ive written but this is epic so youll either not be reading this far down, or you have and youre like why are you telling me this?? or hopefully its filled a lil bit of your day in.
anyway, did you have a nice quiet sat night,,?? x
soooo.....there, lots of writing! im going to bed now, actually no i might have to read this after i publish it, then bed.
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